Due to certain calls and emails I always receive, I have been forced to add this page much as I dislike it.
Please read carefully before you contact me with your questions. It will save both you and me much time.

Q. I am interested in retaining you, but need to see more pictures of you. Will you email me more photos?
A. No, I will not. There are plenty of up-to-date photos on my website for you to view. Please decide using those.
I've received requests for certain types of photos. I will do my best to put them up on the site, but I cannot give you free photos for your private collection.
I may be putting up my XXX porn site if I can get to it. There you can get free pictures, but not here, please.

Q. Can we meet for lunch/dinner/drinks first?
A. Yes. The rate is $750 for a lunch date and $1,000 for dinner(a wild dessert is always included). To meet for a drink or coffee is $300. Please remember you're on an escort site and I am a paid companion.

Q. Can we get to know each other by email or IM first, before we meet?
A. I can correspond with you by email or IM for a while. But if you keep sending emails requesting dirty talk and never schedule an appointment, or waste my time setting up appointments and not keeping them; you will be ignored and blocked.
My email address is for serious clients wishing to contact me. Please visit one of the many websites that offer 'adult chat' service.
When I put up my XXX porn site, we can fool around with horny chat; but not here, please.

Q. Why can't we just meet as friends?
A. Weren't you looking for an escort? Isn't that why you're here, or how you found my site? However, I have become friends with some of the gentlemen I see on a professional basis, so there's always a possibility. Otherwise, there's always Adult-Friend Finder.

Q. What are your rates?
A. They can be found on the "Packages" page.

Q. I want to meet with you for half an hour only.
A. Most of my dates are multiple hours, or full evenings. Half hour "quickies" don't really appeal to me. It has nothing to do with money. I like to warm up, get to know the gentleman, etc.
Since I've been busy lately, there's a slight possibility, but you'll have to inquire. My schedule keeps changing.

Q. I have a slight cash flow problem at this time. Can we work something out?
A. No. I sometimes post specials. If you don't like those, I can't help any further.

Q. Are you running a special?/ May I get a discount?/ Etc.?
A. If you don't see a special announced on my site or the various boards I post on, please DO NOT ask me this question.
It will be clearly visible on my site when I run various specials. Plus it will be well advertised on the boards.

Q. I can't seem to find a special on the boards or on your site. Are your fees negotiable?
A. No, they are not. If a special's not listed, it means there is none and the regular rate applies.

Q. I found your advertised special. Can I get even more off?/ An extension?/ Etc.?
A. No. The exception is if you had a confirmed appointment and I had to cancel for personal reasons. Otherwise, the special is good for a limited time which is clearly stated.

Q. I prefer not to use cash, will you take credit cards or checks?
A. I understand, however I CANNOT take these methods of payment directly. I have no merchant account.
Please purchase a gift or gift certificate in the required amount, and use my Wishlist as a guide to what I wish to receive.

Q. May I pay you your fee in a barter arrangement?
A. Yes, please visit my "Wishlist" page for a list of what I'll accept in trade.

Q. What kind of service do you offer?
A. Please read my website carefully, the answer can be found in various places.
Please DO NOT ask me to explain; if you don't know, you shouldn't be on an adult site!

Q. Do you offer any B&D services, etc?
A. Please read my site carefully.

Q. Why didn't you answer my email with specific questions about services, rates, etc.?/ Why did you refer me back to your website?/ Why did you never call/email me back?
A. First and foremost, you should ALWAYS check your spam/bulk folder for my replies. Also, please add my email address to your "allow" list. It would be best to use Gmail, Yahoo or Hotmail because work and domain email may block everything but known senders. This is better for your discretion as well.
Or was your email too explicit? Did you ask me something that is already answered on my website, or in an ad you saw? If you received no reply at all, those were probably the reasons. My site is very informative! Please note: I always request that new gentlemen peruse my site BEFORE contacting me.
If you have left several messages or emailed several times and I have not responded, I may be busy. You WILL get an email back(I prefer not to return calls late, due to discretion) when I have time available. However, if you have sent explicit or rude email, or left rude messages on my voice mail; I will not wish to call or email you back ever. In fact, your email address will eventually be blocked if I do not wish contact with you.

Q. Why must I be required to send verification info?/Why do you not schedule new clients by phone?/etc.?
A. I value my safety as I'm sure any true gentleman will understand. I do not wish to put myself in harm's way by meeting with someone I am not sure of. Your info will be discarded. I do not want or need your info after you are verified.
I have provided a link on my booking page for those who are seriously worried about discretion. You will receive alternative screening directions that protect your privacy.
If you still are not willing to be verified and/or do not understand a woman's need for safety, please seek less conscientious company elsewhere.
I don't like to schedule new friends by phone anymore because I despise "hard copy", it just makes me nervous having it. I prefer to discard your info electronically. However, you are invited to ask questions by phone AFTER you've read my website, provided they are tasteful. And old friends are always welcome to schedule by phone!

Q. Why don't you see everyone who contacts you?/I sent you my screening info, why was I turned down?/Aren't I entitled to a rendezvous because I contacted you?
A. I choose to offer my companionship to select gentlemen and couples because I don't want to wear myself out, get burned out, then have to retire. I don't do the "revolving door" type of service. I believe in quality over quantity. Our time together will be much more fulfilling and enjoyable because I'm selective.
If you're inquiring as to why I didn't see you specifically, you may have approached me in the wrong way. Emails or calls that imply that you like to abuse and/or disrespect women make me nervous.
I love role-playing, that's what I'm here for. But if I think you're going to turn it into the real thing, I will not see you for my own safety! I only see those who know the difference.
Also, if you are rude, overly crude(I can stand a little), demanding; or just simply not a quality gentleman, you will NOT be seen. NO exceptions. And if you prove yourself to be ungentlemanly during our time together, I assure you, there will not be another time!

Q. Why can't I see you on short notice?
A. If you are new, you must be verified first. It may take some time to verify your info and to confirm your references. It's a little easier for old friends to schedule on short notice; but due to the fact that I'm often doing other things, it's still best to give a minimum 2 or 3 hours notice.

Q. When are you coming out to the suburbs?/ When are you touring to my city?/ Etc.?
A. Please stop asking me this for now. I cannot make it out at thise time, for personal reasons. I'll announce it on my site and also on the various escort boards when I am able to travel again.
If it says nothing about a different area on my site or on the boards, then I am in the city of Chicago as usual. I am available(with notice) for exclusive fly-me-to-you arrangements.

Q. Can you travel to meet me, I don't live in the Chicago area?
A: Of course! Please visit my "Travel Packages" page(link under Packages) for information on this.

Q. What can you tell me about Ms. X?
A. I am not an escort referral service. If I have never met you, please do not ask me about other ladies. Most of them also have websites that you can refer to.
If this is about a possible two-lady session, I'm always up for that, but I can't guarantee the other lady you want is. You'll have to ask her.

Q. May I write a review?
A. Of course! Why would I post on public escort message boards if I didn't expect reviews? My personal opinion is if you don't want reviews, then don't post ads on public escort boards! All I ask is that your review be accurate.
However, if you post unnecessarily mean-spirited reviews, I likely won't be meeting you again.

I hope this helps to answer some of your questions. I did NOT want to put up this page because I think FAQ pages are a bit cold and impersonal; but because my time is limited, I need to give my attention to the serious gentleman wishing to schedule.
Please do not let this page scare you away, I am actually VERY approachable. I just do not like the games that insincere or disrespectful men(notice I didn't say gentlemen) like to play.